From Savage Spear of the Unicorn When Yang made the announcement people were stunned. The Cato Institute slipped their children cyanide pills. Held their hands while they convulsed and foamed and slipped mercifully into the night. Chelsea Handler set herself on fire. Even the channers couldn’t believe it– and it was them who’d made it happen. But I signed up the next day. It was like my prayers were heard.
If you really feel this way, put down your device and go outside and get some fresh air. Enjoy the sunshine. Talk to someone... face to face! Make a friend, not communicate with bots.
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Beautifully written. Hopefully a satire.
If you really feel this way, put down your device and go outside and get some fresh air. Enjoy the sunshine. Talk to someone... face to face! Make a friend, not communicate with bots.
Get a life!