From The Pussy They were at El Prado. He had mineral water. She had dry Riesling. So I have to ask you something, she said. He knew what was coming but pretended not to. Go ahead. Are you really as much of an asshole as you say on your blog? It’s factually true. Things I say happened, happened. But I leave out the parts where I’m a functioning human being most days. It’s boring to say I woke up and took a healthy shit and earned money and paid taxes. Emotional reactions are heightened. Particularly with regard to sex. For instance, I don’t literally want my mouth and nose to be skin grafted onto a 40 year old alcoholic Cambodian woman’s asshole.
First Date
First Date
First Date
From The Pussy They were at El Prado. He had mineral water. She had dry Riesling. So I have to ask you something, she said. He knew what was coming but pretended not to. Go ahead. Are you really as much of an asshole as you say on your blog? It’s factually true. Things I say happened, happened. But I leave out the parts where I’m a functioning human being most days. It’s boring to say I woke up and took a healthy shit and earned money and paid taxes. Emotional reactions are heightened. Particularly with regard to sex. For instance, I don’t literally want my mouth and nose to be skin grafted onto a 40 year old alcoholic Cambodian woman’s asshole.