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Aswang

The Sherman Oaks Outdoorsman

I Just Keep Losing

Belinda

Power Achiever

Angel of the Morning

The Zombie Zone

No Exit

Second Date

Nest Egg

What Do You Do

Fuck the Future, Burn Your Money

I’m Too Compassionate, Is My Problem

Just Stroke My Butthole and Tell Me How Great I Am

Bud

Art Review: Self-Portrait (Performance with Object) by Emma Sulkowicz

It’s Over Between Us

Write Some More You Lazy Fuck

Tell Me You Love Me

Sugar Baby

That Pussy Will Cost You

One Small Act of Kindness

If It Flies Floats or Fucks

Where the Heart Is

Gender Studies

Dear Angela

A Rich Inner Life

Dirty Mexican Cunt

Don't Take Your Love to Town

Toxic Masculinity

Fuck Los Angeles

I’d Rather Watch Hitler Rape My Mom Than Date a Woman My Own Age

My Brief Abstinence Career

I Am Not Allowed to Think about Hot Young Pussy

OKCupid: My Life is Perfect

Progress Not Perfection

Morning Meditation

Second Date Idea

God

William Randolph Thirst

Shit Piss Cunt Fuck

One More for the Road

This is Why I Can’t Have Kids

Jack

Mr. Universe

Ideal Behavior

Adulthood

On the Road to My Solitary Death

Philippines Vacation

Pussy Incorporated

First Date

How I Met Your Mother

I Can’t Tonight But How about Tuesday, She Says

Coffee Shop Diary: First World Problems

Slayer

Normal Human Interaction

Coffee Shop Diary: An Armpit

Maria

The Messiah

Let’s Go Out for Coffee, She Says

Responsible Citizen

Worst Case Scenario

OKCupid: What I’m Doing with My Life Part 2

Her

Letter to My 20 Year Old Self

I Just Want to Eat Asian Ass Forever

Fetish

A Tinder™ Success Story

App Review: Tinder for iOS

Postmortem

Take Me Home Tonight

How to Pick Up Girls

The Wolf Witch

Ass Part 4

But Enough about My Ass

It Will Be Very Unpleasant

Ass

Instrument of Thy Will

Nature’s Miracles

Sobriety, Day Two

Something About Some Woman

What Do You Do Part 4

You Should Message Me If Part 3

Write Her a Lovely Message…

The Heart Touching Magic

Coffee Shop Diary: Megadrought

Drunk Thoughts on Global Capitalism

Under*ge Ass

Seasonal Affective Disorder

Tomorrow Is Another Day

Hangover Diary: Rocktober

Crimes and Misdemeanors

The Hottest Girl of All Time

Girl in the Window

Sunday in the Park

There Is No God, But

Can’t Live with ’Em, Can’t Live without ‘Em

The Soap

Shit Jobs: Telemarketing

Weekend Journal: This Is All Your Fault Megan

Coffee Shop Diary: The Smell of My Wang

Product Review: Tenga® Easy Beat Egg™ Artificial Vagina, “Silky”

Unemployment Diary: Want Ads

Coffee Shop Diary: A Pretty Girl

Tell Me Your Fantasy, She Says

Autopilot

God D*mn Do I Want to F*ck My Intern

Shit Jobs: McDonald’s

OKCupid: Terms of Service

Lunch Break Diary: What’s on Your Mind

Tippy the Thirsty Squirrel

Sunday Call with Mom

What Now, She Says

Avant-Garde Birdwatching