Week in Review
From Savage Spear of the Unicorn
I’m a crack smoking compulsive masturbator. Nine hours a day I have to drive a robot that dresses and talks like Mitt Romney. PPO insurance and a 401(k) but I still asked for pics from the black chick who sucked my dick off Tinder. Her at 17, pregnant by a skinhead. Twins. I need pics of …
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