Waiting for My Date

From Savage Spear of the Unicorn

I would never rape someone. But I would take someone home and memorize her pillowcases. Get the smell of her fat boozy armpits on my fingers. Gather details to jerk off later. Maybe steal her fat girl panties with a snail smear of musky cuntcrust on them. What can I say. Progress not perfection.

I'd taken her out in the ha…