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The ASPCA

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Delicious Tacos
Jul 29, 2025
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The dog tried to eat a toad and I called the ASPCA's 1 800 number to see what I should do. Toads secrete bufotoxin from glands behind their eyes. It could be nothing or it could be an emergency. After a recorded message it said: take out your credit card. Enter it to pay 95 dollars to speak to someone.

I am not going to kill

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