Susannah Diaries, Part 3
January
I'm on vacation from thinking about the future.
I liked sitting with you and your sister. Sipping from a coconut at the Thai restaurant. Making jokes and talking about the Korean War. I could tell I seemed like a professorial sage. Because you skipped class to smoke weed. I know about the Korean War from Wikipedia.
You said you don't want people to know you're sleeping with me. I want people to know you're sleeping with me. I want it printed on the money. I want an Amber Alert to buzz everyone's phone. Susannah Garcia is sleeping with Delicious Tacos. Remain in your homes.
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February
I tried to sleep at her house but I'd had Chinese food and soon after we'd got in bed I gave her a huge Dutch oven. I had to leave. I told her I couldn't sleep. I was afraid I'd fart so much she'd stop loving me.
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February
Her period's late, and she asks to see my baby pictures.
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