From The Pussy They hit 30 and the profiles start saying: My life is perfect. I just need a man to share it with. At 1AM her chihuahua woke me up licking the back of my balls. I want to say I thought it was her, waking me with a blowjob. But I knew it was the dog. Been woken up by OKCupid girls’ ball licking dogs about a thousand times more than blowjobs.
Fantastic