Don't Quit Smoking
From Savage Spear of the Unicorn
Don’t quit smoking. Don’t go to work. Don’t save money. Don’t pay taxes, bills. Don’t be kind to women. Get a new name in a new country where you can beat your 13 year old wife and live on 2 dollars a day.
Burn the neighbors. Fingerfuck your grandmother. Forget all that shit but just don’t quit smoking. Go …
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