Coffee Shop Diary: Quite an Ass

From Savage Spear of the Unicorn

How to get laid. How to meet girls without bars. Without Tinder. Without friends, without partying. How to get laid working alone in a veal pen never speaking to women. I need to fucking– what, meet girls at AA meetings. Go to Al-Anon. Find a victim of sexual battery. This red sweater girl has– I was going to say it’s a nice ass but she has one of those enormously wide pelvises so it’s the top of a nice ass with her legs hanging under it like two tubes on a wind chime. Too far apart. Too much broad flat twatspace. Does she have extra wide lips to compensate. Or are there several inches of blank featureless flesh on either side before a normal size twat begins. Ma’am excuse me I have a question. She’s by a monkey face Asian girl. A Filipina. I bought your cousin for six dollars. She looks back. Can’t tell from her eyes if she’s a cunt or just pleasantly insecure.