Trying an experiment where I post new unpolished stuff on Substack. This is a diary entry with no editing. ** The vacation will be a disaster. Beds rock hard, the air mattress will have a hole, collarbones crushed on cobblestones, beaten by motor oil drinking Mexicans, toucans ripping out my eyes with their prehistoric beaks, candiru fish swimming up my dickhole, too many old people at the resorts, the horseback riding tours will all be booked, they'll play loud HIV music at the pool. Too many families, too many tourists, roosters everywhere, howler monkeys howling, dogs fucking cats fighting locals cranking two stroke machines, no sleep, I'll look elderly. Jaguars gnawing my balls. Crocodiles death rolling my cock and balls off. Or whatever, new world crocodilians, not crocodiles
Bonus Post- Vacation Anxiety
Bonus Post- Vacation Anxiety
Bonus Post- Vacation Anxiety
Trying an experiment where I post new unpolished stuff on Substack. This is a diary entry with no editing. ** The vacation will be a disaster. Beds rock hard, the air mattress will have a hole, collarbones crushed on cobblestones, beaten by motor oil drinking Mexicans, toucans ripping out my eyes with their prehistoric beaks, candiru fish swimming up my dickhole, too many old people at the resorts, the horseback riding tours will all be booked, they'll play loud HIV music at the pool. Too many families, too many tourists, roosters everywhere, howler monkeys howling, dogs fucking cats fighting locals cranking two stroke machines, no sleep, I'll look elderly. Jaguars gnawing my balls. Crocodiles death rolling my cock and balls off. Or whatever, new world crocodilians, not crocodiles