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I want you to give me money.

This is why you should subscribe. I want you to give me money. I want money to be extracted from your bank account. Run through middlemen at Substack and Stripe. Deposited into my bank account. Then I'll have more money.

I don't need it. But I want to feel like my Substack makes money. That if I get fired or quit I'll have recurring revenue.

And if it becomes enough to quit, what. Maybe I'll come to resent you like I resent my job now. Maybe it just repeats itself and there's no escape.

I'd like to subtly brag to people that my Substack makes money. Wouldn't bring it up first but people ask. How's the Substack doing. I'd like to walk around thinking I've made it. Seems like it would be a good feeling. Like having a cute girlfriend. Like having a big dick.

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