Trying to do a conference call while my meth neighbor screams and throws a couch down the stairs. I gotta post something. Just write something that sucks. Break the seal and post more freely. And here’s the squirrel out back going after my squash. Not eating the ripe ones he…
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was always rich. Always married. Always kids. The wife successful too. Something cool. TV writer, Netflix, HBO. Loved his kids, showed pictures. They’re…
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From Savage Spear of the Unicorn She texted me back. Didn’t want to go to work this morning. Wanted to spend those hours telling her: come back. I’ll…
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From Savage Spear of the Unicorn Let someone like you. Let yourself like someone. Let yourself like waking up next to her with your morning wood in her…
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From Savage Spear of the Unicorn There’s a feral cat that comes around. He won’t let me pet him. I put out a bowl of water. He didn’t come. Decided I’d…
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From Savage Spear of the Unicorn Don’t read this if it’s about you. I want to shoot goo in her and make her pregnant but she doesn’t have a good…
From Savage Spear of the Unicorn I’m not good enough, my book isn’t good enough, it’s not as good as Mike Ma’s book, I’m not tall enough– 6 foot 3 or…
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From True Love I had a dream sleeping next to my date. I dreamed I had a little girl. She had blonde hair blue eyes and she reached out to me, little…
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