My Norwood cum failed again. My creaky knees taking the wrong exit to my own house cum, Clint Eastwood Instagram candid cum, deracinated triple head sperm cells roasting in microwaves by my phone, quadriplegic, blowing themselves around in Christopher Reeve wheelchairs, Alzheimer's cum getting lost on the way out of my balls...
A little curly haired girl says hi to me in the coffee shop. Now she sits down with me. Smiling mischievously. Sneaking away from her mom who comes over and says I'm so sorry. What does it mean. Susannah's not pregnant. Does the girl represent my future child. Who I'll now have at the right time. If I hadn't heard the news this morning, would this have freaked me out. Because she might have aborted it. It would have been my fault. Would have killed our future baby. After I wrote about an eternal particle of light dancing in her room. What did it mean.
The girl would have been a message. Talk her into keeping it.
Yesterday Danny's Song by Anne Murray came on the radio. I think I'm gonna have a son, she says. Even though we ain't got money. Every YouTube video, every TV show somehow talking about ovulating and pregnancy. A sign. Talk her into keeping it. I go home. I try to relax. On Curb your Enthusiasm Leon's hired to get a woman pregnant,.
But my gray hair cum failed.
Now Pumped Up Kicks comes on. Would the baby have been a school shooter.
I half convinced myself that the dancing mote of light I wrote about, which I'd meant to represent our bright future, represented the soul of our zygote coming to Earth. To join us in love. And it would work out. Everything would be fine. I had a $250K job offer pending. A lock. I didn't want it. Just when I could make my dream happen.
We figured out I came in her when she was ovulating. Then I was stoked on the job. Relieved it was all for something. I could get us the house yard and schools. Work for her and our beautiful child. And the dog, her pug Cinnamon. Who'd live to 100 with medicine I'd pay for. The company flaked.
And she's too young. But I looked at my secret simp diary. The one I don't post to not give her the ick. It said
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